Jeffrey: If I get a pet pig, I’m going to name him Pork Chop.
Me: That’s… disturbing.
The kids weren’t the only ones who got chocolate from the Easter bunny. Apparently, mine tastes better, though. Bennett came running in crying and told me, “Boo-boo, Mama. Chocolate make me feel better.”
Me: Chocolate will make you feel better, huh?
Bennett: Your chocolate make me feel better.
Clever boy. He didn’t get my chocolate, though.
I think tagless clothes are one of the wonders of the modern age. I had a bit of a surprise yesterday, though.
|This is what is normally on tagless shirts.|
|Apparently, they’re now printing novels on the shirts.|