Bennett fell on the sidewalk the other day. He was running downhill and it didn’t end well. We were talking about it today and I mentioned that it happened on a Wednesday. “I didn’t fall down. The wind blew me down. Because it was Wednesday.” Thank you Winnie the Pooh.
If you don’t have a blog, you don’t know what you’re missing. You could entertain yourself for hours with all the spam comments you’d get. I don’t really understand the point, because most of the spammers don’t have websites, so I guess they’re just doing it to clog up the web. I have no clue. [...]
Yes, two “kid” posts in one week. This one is short.
Bennett: Why don’t girls have penises? Me: Because then they’d be boys.