Yes, two “kid” posts in one week. This one is short. 🙂
Bennett: Why don’t girls have penises?
Me: Because then they’d be boys.
Jeffrey’s best friend gave him a Squinky last year. (The “Moo Moo” mentioned in the refrigerator incident.) Bennett has been wanting one of his own, but (fortunately) we never managed to get around to buying one. (Not that I have a problem with Moo Moo *ahem*…) Anyway, yesterday we were at another friend’s house and her daughter gave Bennett an elephant. So now we have Moo Moo and Mingo. Mingo is a girl. Bennett says, “Mingo’s a she-lephant”.