B: At Christmas, I’m going to get you something you really like. Me:That’s sweet. B: Well, I’m not going to buy something. I’m just going to find something in this house that you’d like and give it to you.
B: Mama, I know how to spell “fish”, but I don’t remember how the letters go.
Me: Are you sure you want to spend $30 of your money on PC Minecraft? B: Yes. I’ve wanted it since I was an embryo.
I noticed Jack was staring at the computer screen. He was in his math program, and he doesn’t like to admit he ever needs to write anything down, so I [...]
J: Dr. Strange is a saucer supreme. Me: What? J: A saucer supreme. Me: WHAT is a saucer supreme? J: You know. A magic guy. Me: A sorcerer? J: Yeah.
B, when Scooby Doo came on: I hope it’s the one with the Free Stoogents.
B was playing Wii Golf. “I got a pair and [...]
J yelled through the house excitedly, “Mama! Blake has a tooth anomaly!” I was expecting them to be doing something silly like putting chocolate on their teeth or something. Instead, I saw this:
I have to admit I’m kind of sad. It’s his first loose tooth, and not only did [...]
B: Really? There’s a PetCo at this time of day? Me: Well, I don’t think they move them when it gets dark.
B: why do they call it “Toys R Us”? J: because “Toys Am Us” sounds stupid.
While eating at Wendy’s, B saw the sign that says, “Better Later” and complained, “Really?! They make it [...]
B asked why they didn’t allow camping. He’s *almost* there on the reading.
Blake re mushrooms: I like them, but they don’t taste good.
Blake has this stuffed dog that is almost as big as he is. This morning, he was playing with it, and grabbed it and ran into the bathroom, then immediately came back out, saying something like, “You made it just in time!” (I’ve learned not to ask too many questions.) Then he told me that [...]