Kid Stuff

“I need you,” usually means, “I want comp’ty (company).” A few minutes ago, Bennett told me, “I need you.” When I asked, “Why do you need me?” I expected the usual answer. Instead, he told me, “Cuz I don’t have another Mama.”

You know what’s cool about kids? You can give them 20 pennies and they think they’re rich because they have “a lot of money”.

Bennett had a little “accident” earlier. All through the clean-up, he insisted it was all Jeffrey’s fault. Hmmm…. I think that’s taking the whole “not me” thing to whole new level…