Kid Quotes (5/30)

B: Antelope is one of my favorite fruits.

B, after watching Pooh’s Heffalump Movie: So, I guess there’s a Pooh’s Woozel Movie.

B: Who’s your favorite person in Star Wars?
Me: I don’t know. I don’t really like most of them. (After some thought, I’d probably say Yoda.)
B: Hence I play Lego Star Wars and hence I play Anakin–
Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

B: Coughing is a good sign of something bad.

B: There’s two bags of pretzels in here. One is unopened and the other one isn’t opened.
Me: Uh…Okay?

B: Mama, can you come help us find the Lego piece? You have sharp eyes. What does “sharp eyes” mean?
Me: Probably shouldn’t be using words you don’t know the meaning of…

Blake saw blue lights flashing up ahead.
B: What’s that, Mama?
Me: That’s the police.
B: What are they doing?
J: Policing.
Me: They have someone pulled over.
B: Why? Did they make a u-turn?
(Apparently that’s the worst thing someone could do.)

B: Did Jack’s voice used to be like mine?
Me: Yes.
B: so why does his voice sound different now?
Me: Because as you get older, you’re voice changes
B: So your voice used to be cute?
Wow. Didn’t see that coming.

J: Wait a minute! If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion, what the heck is in those spray things?

B: “I was kind of good at the jump bag game.”
We always called them “sack races”, but whatever works…

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Blake has started writing his first story, which is apparently a chapter book.
“Chapter 1
It was just another day but Bamb [Bambi] was a weapon.”
Ambitious *and* weird. He’ll make a great writer.

B, after licking J: Don’t lick me!
J: Don’t be a hypocrite.
B: Mama! He called me a hitafit!