B: Really? There’s a PetCo at this time of day?
Me: Well, I don’t think they move them when it gets dark.

B: why do they call it “Toys R Us”?
J: because “Toys Am Us” sounds stupid.

While eating at Wendy’s, B saw the sign that says, “Better Later” and complained, “Really?! They make it better at night?”
It does seem rather unfair to those of us eating during the day.

B: I lost my lid, but I found it right where I lost it.

Kid jokes:

J: What happens to the guy who runs in front of a car?
He gets tired.
What happens to the guy who runs behind the guy who runs behind the car?
He gets exhausted.

B: What happens to the guy under the car?
He gets sleepy.

Yeah, he didn’t quite catch on.