Kid Quotes (6/27)

I don’t know what I’m going to do when Bennett starts talking correctly. All my blog material will disappear.

Jeffrey was on the computer and Bennett asked him, “Can I play on the cow creator?” I thought it had something to do with MineCraft. No, it had something to do with numbers. As in, calculator.

B asked me this morning, “Who hid the melote?” He was trying to turn on the DVD player.

I have a rented mailbox at a Pack & Ship. Every time we go check the mail, Bennett looks up for the street number above the door, and says, “There’s the idress.”

We were hanging out with Jeffrey’s best friend yesterday, and Bennett was trying to tell L something, but none of us could figure out what.
B: Remember that day at the park when you showed us that weird way to _____?
L: Uh…
B: Are you hearing me?!?
L: Yeah, I’m just not sure…
B: That weird way to _____.
Me: We’re not sure what you’re saying. Fighting?
B: No.
J: Flying?
B: He’s not God! He can’t fly!
Somehow we finally figured out he was saying, “slide”.

I got a Super Swat in the mail the other day from The Pampered Chef.
B: Can I try it?
Me: Yeah–
B: On Jeffrey?
Me: No.

If you aren't familiar with it, this is a Super Swat.

If you aren’t familiar with it, this is a Super Swat.