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Do YOU Have Bacon Insurance?

Normally, I collect kid stories and post several together. This totally cracked me up, though, and I thought I’d brighten your day a little.

Yesterday morning: I could hear Jeffrey mumbling in his sleep, but once I realized he wasn’t talking to me and wasn’t having a nightmare, I just ignored him. Apparently, I should have been listening better because I missed a lot. He sat up suddenly and said, “I just had a weird dream. This guy was following me around all day trying to sell me bacon insurance, but I didn’t want it. Then I dropped my bacon down the garbage disposal.”

This morning he was mumbling again and when he woke up, he told me, “This time I bought the bacon insurance.”

I hope you’ve all learned your lesson. Don’t wait to buy your bacon insurance!

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