Mom, According to Bennett (Age 3)

Jeffrey answered these questions last week. It’s taken me a while to get Bennett through all of them.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
What do you want to eat?

2. What makes mom happy?
Me listening.

3. What makes mom sad?
I don’t know.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Say everything.
(Remember this when you get to #12)

5. What was your mom like as a child?
When you were a kid, were you a boy or a girl?
Me: I was a girl.
No, you were a boy.
(Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time we’ve had this conversation.)

6. How old is your mom?
Me: 60?
Yeah. 63
(I’ve aged 3 years in 2 seconds. I wasn’t about to keep asking.)

7. How tall is your mom?
Stand up. *Points to me* That tall!

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Talk to everyone.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
I don’t know.

11. What is your mom really good at?
I don’t know.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Not being funny.
Me: Does that mean I am funny?
(Guess he doesn’t appreciate my stupid jokes like Jeffrey does.)

13. What does your mom do for her job?
I don’t know.

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Food and chicken.

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Eating chocolate.
Me: I think you’re confused.
No I’m not.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
I don’t know.

17. What do you and your mom do together?

18. How are you and your mom the same?
I don’t know.

19. How are you and your mom different?
You’re hair is longer and my hair is like that.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Because we listen

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?